We moved across town and managed to injure myself while moving, so I couldn't go to the gym for a week.
When I finally did walk into the new gym, two guys at the squat rack were talking about how many cc's they're taking an how many days "on" they run. WTF? What kind of gym is this that guys are openly discussing steroids?
This is the GoodLife on Walkley and Conroy (Ottawa, Ontario).
Aside from the shady clients, my only other complaint is the lack of a weight belt with a chain. I've put in two requests for one to be made available.
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